The Best Door Salesman Ever Makes this Wheel Cleaner Look Amazing
When a salesman would put a good sales pitch on my dad, he would alway say “That guy could sell a ketchup popsicle to woman in a white fur coat.”
This slick talker could sell that lady in the fur coat a case of ketchup-sicles and then some with his gift of gab. Door-to-door salesman Angel Laney is chasing his dream of being a comedian, but until he hits it big in the comedy clubs, he’s making ends meet selling this do-it-all cleaner in the neighborhood of photographer Sean Lara, who recorded his sales pitch and uploaded it to his channel on YouTube.
The cleaner, which Sean says actually isn’t as great as advertised, is purported to clean basically anything while still being safe to drink, which admittedly seems bogus, but whatever Angel has in his bottle does do a fine job of cleaning the wheel of Lara’s Toyota SUV and the rust spots in the drive way. Whether he pulled a bait-and-switch or just used a fibbed about the concentration in his bottle, Angel put the voodoo on Sean, making a sale right there in the driveway.